Sometimes people make up new words or use old words in a new sense. Sometimes I do it as well. To make sure my brain effort is not wasted I decided to start recording my linguistics inventions in Artydictionary. Welcome.
a cucumber from Essex
extremely run down, like your typical public toilet
a characteristic of most men because most men do not understand even the broadest of hints. If you want anything to be done, saying that it would be nice to have it done will not help. The hint-thick part of the humanity will only react to a direct instruction: Go and do this.
to make something look more beautiful, glamorous, and presentable.
For example: "Can you lollipop the text a bit? It's not attractive enough to potential investors." "Lollipoped images look at you from billboards, magazines, and TV screens."
has nothing to do with Apple computers and other products. It is a skillfully baked film, usually from the Hollywood production line, characterised by:
someone who likes to rest and do nothing, all the time